I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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