One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize