Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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