I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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