Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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