Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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