i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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