I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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