he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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