I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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