there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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