I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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