She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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