Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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