He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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