I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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