Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just want nice things and good sex
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Floor bacon is actually really good
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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