maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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