i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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