Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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