I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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