Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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