I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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