she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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