...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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