So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
