I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's just like the Real World with babies
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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