Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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