If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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