cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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