You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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