It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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