these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
