question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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