This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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