Three words: puerto rican gang bang
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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