Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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