what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
being pregnant is like rehab
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
My feet surprised me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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