I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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