I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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