community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I pour the whiskey from now on
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
