Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
tell me about the eggs
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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