how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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