It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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