You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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