What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think a kid would responsible me up
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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