Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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