the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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