I bet he comes in French.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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