how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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