Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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