I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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