Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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