O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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