Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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