pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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