porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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