My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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