What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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